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June 10, 2005
where the wild things be
Through the sultry darkness of the tropical summer night, all manner of wild beests make their way to the watering hole.
Beware the tiny, nocturnal Wininger's Rhinoceros, also known as the Apartment-Dwelling Pongo, a tiny black and white daemon of the underbrush, known by its deceptively soulful expression and mournful howl (often comared to the songs of the whales), heard throughout the northern neighborhoods of Chicago.
Beware the terrible tusks!
Posted by at June 10, 2005 11:16 AM
Comments
My, what a fearsome beasty!
Posted by: Cari at June 10, 2005 12:28 PM
Who knew that such things were on the prowl in the night?
My ankles will never feel safe again.
Posted by: David at June 10, 2005 12:40 PM